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The Case of the Stolen Yard Sign

October 17, 2008 · 2 Comments

Just a quick message to the jerk-off that stole our Obama-Biden yard sign:

If you are a Democrat that wanted the sign for your own yard:  That was cold.  Those signs cost money because you only deserve to display it if you’ve contributed to his campaign.  Stealing ours is like stealing a donation, and that’s not cool to do to your favored contender.

If you are a Republican:  Stupid move moron.  Greg and I will now go and spend another $10 for yard sign #2.  More money for him to bury Captain Old Man Pants and his attractive yet woefully incompetent running mate.

Oh cool, I can put my own polls in blog posts now!!!!  Lets try it out and see who people think stole our sign:

UPDATE:  How’s this for Karma – Not 10 minutes after writing this post, Greg and I headed to Chipotle for our delicious and lazy Friday night dinner.  As I finished paying for our meals, I glanced down to the floor and saw that Greg was practically stepping on a $10 bill.  That’s right.  I happened to find money in the EXACT amount that a shiny new Obama-Biden yard sign will cost.  Is the Universe telling us something?  Now I just have to rely on my engineering-minded husband to make our new sign robbery-proof.

UPDATE #2:  I bought our new sign this morning with the Chipotle money.  I learned at the local Dems office that nearly all Obama signs in my area were stolen.  So that means…lots more money for the Obama campaign!  Wow, what a logical and effective way to “stick it to us”.  Oh, and the nice lady at the Dems office suggested a rather creative booby-trapping method for our sign.  I won’t mention it here lest the info fall into the wrong hands…but I will say that its all natural, completely legal, and won’t leave injury (well, no permanent injury anyway)!

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